Every month I pay a $2000 Visa bill without question. How come I charge $32 I get told I have to “discuss it first”. Double standard?
Archive for November, 2009
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When she is sick, I take care of her. When I’m sick she gets mad and makes me sleep on the couch
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I can’t hardly wait for the day when I don’t have to deal with you anymore.
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You are going to die alone; I’m going to make sure of it …
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If you want to goto the doctor and have your vocal cords removed so you don’t talk anymore, I’ll drive you …
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Money isn’t the reason we keep you around, it just makes it easier.
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Whenever she speaks to me, why is every word laced with venom?
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Why would I want to celebrate 20 years of hell?
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When you shop alone all the time, why does it seem only couples shop?
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Why am I rushing to get home? Nobody will notice I’m not back. That’s right, I got the groceries!