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“I can’t think of a single reason to go to Jamaica with you (said 2 days for our sons destination wedding)”

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I can’t hardly wait for the day when I don’t have to deal with you anymore.

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You are going to die alone; I’m going to make sure of it …

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If you want to goto the doctor and have your vocal cords removed so you don’t talk anymore, I’ll drive you …

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Money isn’t the reason we keep you around, it just makes it easier.

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Why would I want to celebrate 20 years of hell?

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Our marriage, it’s just logistics …

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Do you know what a real waste of money is? Spending $20 on dinner with you last Friday

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Why don’t you stop breathing. That would be great

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If we were not broke, and I had the money, I would leave you today.

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