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Every month I pay a $2000 Visa bill without question. How come I charge $32 I get told I have to “discuss it first”. Double standard?

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When she is sick, I take care of her. When I’m sick she gets mad and makes me sleep on the couch

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Whenever she speaks to me, why is every word laced with venom?

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When you shop alone all the time, why does it seem only couples shop?

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Why am I rushing to get home? Nobody will notice I’m not back. That’s right, I got the groceries!

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I thought I was having chest pains last night. Found out that it was just my heart breaking.

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