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Every month I pay a $2000 Visa bill without question. How come I charge $32 I get told I have to “discuss it first”. Double standard?

When she is sick, I take care of her. When I’m sick she gets mad and makes me sleep on the couch

Whenever she speaks to me, why is every word laced with venom?

When you shop alone all the time, why does it seem only couples shop?

Why am I rushing to get home? Nobody will notice I’m not back. That’s right, I got the groceries!

I thought I was having chest pains last night. Found out that it was just my heart breaking.