Why am I rushing to get home? Nobody will notice I’m not back. That’s right, I got the groceries!
I thought I was having chest pains last night. Found out that it was just my heart breaking.
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Do you know what a real waste of money is? Spending $20 on dinner with you last Friday
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If we were not broke, and I had the money, I would leave you today.
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